Want to show folks you pretend to read great books?  Check out these awesome t-shirts at The Suitable Shirts store.

Remember, it’s always best to show other people you’re a superior human being with the things you’ve bought, rather than the things you do.

(Yes, the shirts are real and you can buy them. This is not a joke.  Well, it is.  But they are actually purchasable on the Zazzle store.)