“One day in 1971, Ozzy and Tony Iommi took 47 hits of acid and just outside of Newark, New Jersey accidentally found the giant tablets of gold from which the Mormon religion was founded. They decided it would be wise to melt it into a giant bong and take it on the road with them in a converted tractor-trailer. With the aid of an early prototype of the first Apple computer, they hired several technicians and wrote a text-based video game based on the works and philosophy of John Locke, where you used the paddle controller to navigate corpuscles through a maze drawn with *’s and %’s. However, in the course of developing the first video game, they sold all of the gold plates to fund the venture. And after another acid bender, Ozzy had a vision of Locke arisen from the dead. He sold his Apple computer to buy thousands of gallons of pure, artesian water for the mammoth bong that did not exist. Ozzy went insane, and in a few years, Ronnie James Dio was trying to sing ‘Iron Man’ to clubs full of disgruntled Sabbath fans.”
-from section 99 of Rumored to Exist
Paragraph Line Books is proud to announce that Jon Konrath’s second novel Rumored to Exist has been released as an eBook in the Amazon Kindle store and via Smashwords. It’s now available for only $2.99, in a new revised edition.
Rumored to Exist is a collection of 201 vignettes or flash fiction pieces, loosely tied together into a non-linear narrative about a protagonist attempting to find meaning in a bizarre near-future world. It’s a densely packed stew of ideas flashed together, morphing between dreams, emails, conversations, and action. It’s a novel in the style of Naked Lunch, written for today’s short-attention-span hypertextual world.
Influenced heavily by Burroughs, Mark Leyner, Raymond Federman, and Hunter S. Thompson, Jon Konrath knit together the dense patchwork of fiction over a seven-year period in a half-dozen cities across the US.
It’s also still available in its original print edition from iUniverse, but why spend $15.95 and wait a week to kill another tree, when you can spend under three bucks and check this out now? There’s also a free preview available on both Amazon and Smashwords, so check out the first part for free.
Buy it now
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- 264 pages (print)
- ISBN: 978-0595234769 (print, iUniverse)
- ISBN: 978-0-9844223-1-9 (eBook, Kindle)
- ISBN: 978-1-4581-0977-4 (eBook, Smashwords)