Our Books

Yes, we publish books.

Yes, we used to have a big list of them here, with images and descriptions and stuff.

But we used this WordPress plugin to do that. And the plugin was full of security holes, and would get hacked constantly, destroying this entire site.

WordPress is a colossal fucking waste of time, and the plugins are pure cancer. If you ever have to maintain a WordPress site, just buy a typewriter and move to the woods and write a manifesto, because seriously, it is your worst nightmare.

Here’s a temporary list. I’ll do something nice with this later:

PL 123 – Book of Dreams – Jon Konrath (2018)
PL 122 – Help Me Find My Car Keys and We Can Drive Out! – Jon Konrath (2017)
PL 121 – White Trash Lotto – John Sheppard (2017)
PL 120 – Sometimes Fatal Events Have Occurred – John Sheppard (2017)
PL 119 – Vol. 13 – Jon Konrath (2016)
PL 118 – Explosive Decompression – John Sheppard (2016)
PL 117 – Escape From Mondo Tiki – John Sheppard (2015)
PL 116 – He – Jon Konrath (2015)
PL 115 – The Dove and the Crow – Joseph Hirsch (2015)
PL 114 – My Body Would be the Kindest of Strangers – Fiona Helmsley (2015)
PL 113 – After the Jump – John Sheppard (2015)
PL 112 – The Memory Hunter – Jon Konrath (2014)
PL 111 – Kentucky Bestiary – Joseph Hirsch (2014)
PL 110 – Atmospheres – Jon Konrath (2014)
PL 109 – Thunderbird – Jon Konrath (2013)
PL 108 – Alpha Mike Foxtrot – John Sheppard (2012)(out of print)
PL 107 – Sleep Has No Master – Jon Konrath (2012)
PL 106 – Summer Rain – Jon Konrath (2012 reissue)
PL 105 – The Earworm Inception – Jon Konrath (2012)
PL 104 – Fistful of Pizza – Jon Konrath (2011)
PL 103 – Rumored to Exist – Jon Konrath (Second edition, 2011)
PL 102 – Air in the Paragraph Line #13 – v/a (2010)
PL 101 – Tales of the Peacetime Army – John Sheppard (2008)(out of print)