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Marinara? I'm calling the cops!

In the clearest case of injustice ever recorded in the annals of North Carolina judicial history, a woman who called the cops over marinara being slathered on her Flatizza pizza at a Subway sandwich shop (rather than pizza sauce) was herself arrested for tying up the 911 phone line. If you had her sophisticated palate you’d call the cops, too, buck-o.

“They made my mom another sandwich without a problem, but say they won’t make me a sandwich.”

Is this the America we want to live in? Maybe we should all pick up and movie to Canada in protest.

More over at Criminal Element, including the actual phone call.