In the clearest case of injustice ever recorded in the annals of North Carolina judicial history, a woman who called the cops over marinara being slathered on her Flatizza pizza at a Subway sandwich shop (rather than pizza sauce) was herself arrested for tying up the 911 phone line. If you had her sophisticated palate you’d call the cops, too, buck-o.
“They made my mom another sandwich without a problem, but say they won’t make me a sandwich.”
Is this the America we want to live in? Maybe we should all pick up and movie to Canada in protest.