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Wisconsin’s obsession with culinary suicide

The latest food atrocity out of Wisconsin–home of the Italian Sausage Lollipop, Chocolate Covered Bacon-on-a-Stick, deep-fried cheese curds–is the Chicken Fried Bloody Beast, a Bloody Mary featuring an entire fried chicken as a garnish, among other things (yes, those are bacon-wrapped jalapeño cheese balls).

Place the “drink” on the table, and slowly step away from it. The HAZMAT team will be here shortly.

Enjoy your massive coronaries, Wisconsin fatties! More at UPI.

Speaking of “…on a stick…” that’s how most Wisconsinites wash themselves.